PROVEN CULTURAL EQUITY
A confirmed internet classic with more than 1.2 million views on Know Your Meme.
SOURCE: KNOW YOUR MEME ↗ARC’S NEWEST EXECUTIVE / EST. 2011
Emilio—the internet’s original executive feline and owner of Nine Lives Capital—has moved the boardroom onchain. The old internet made him famous. Arc put him back to work.
MEMECOIN. NO PROMISES. NO CASUAL FRIDAYS.
MEMORANDUM 01 / THE THESIS
“Legacy meme.
New balance sheet.”
Business Cat became an internet institution by combining office politics with feline priorities. More than a decade later, Emilio is bringing the same executive discipline to Arc.
A confirmed internet classic with more than 1.2 million views on Know Your Meme.
SOURCE: KNOW YOUR MEME ↗Led by Emilio, owner of Nine Lives Capital and veteran of countless boardroom negotiations.
Business Cat now operates on the Economic OS for the internet.
ARCHIVE 02 / DOCUMENTED HISTORY
ANNUAL COMMUNICATION / 2026
To shareholders, meme holders, and cats currently sitting on keyboards:
The old internet rewarded attention. The new internet settles value. After years of operational research, strategic naps, and aggressive keyboard occupancy, I have concluded that it is time to bring Business Cat onchain.
Nine Lives Capital is now open for business.
Regards,
SCHEDULE 04 / ASSET OVERVIEW
Nine lives. One ticker.
Born on the old internet.
Doing business on Arc.
SCHEDULE 05 / TOKENOMICS
“Taxes are collected.
Dividends are paid.”
A 2% tax is applied to each acquisition of $BIZCAT on Arc.
A 3% tax is applied to each sale of $BIZCAT on Arc.
Proceeds from the buy and sell taxes are distributed as dividends from Nine Lives Capital, the firm founded by Emilio. Distribution mechanics will be published with the contract; this page does not promise amounts, dates, or yields.
DEPARTMENT 06 / CREATIVE ACCOUNTING
Turn quarterly pressure into shareholder value.
PREPARING EXECUTIVE PORTRAIT…
CREATED LOCALLY IN YOUR BROWSER. NO DATA LEAVES THIS DESK.
PROCEDURE 07 / MARKET ACCESS
Official market details will be published here when the paperwork clears.
Use an Arc-compatible wallet.
Add the assets required to transact on Arc.
Use the official link and verify the contract address before confirming.
CLOSING BELL / ARC